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wh*tes (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-12 17:32 ID:S6t82j0R [Del]

White people are a race of absolute violent savages. They shoot up their own schools for fun. They casually walk into public places and gun down dozens of people just for their own sick amusement. White people will abduct you, torture you for days on end and then cannibalize your body just like Jeff Dahmer did. Every serial killer is white, every mass murderer is white, every psychopath is white.

Even if you look at white history, their whole history has been going around, murdering other people, massacring whole races and genociding entire continents. They are a race completely, irredeemably evil, villainous and barbaric. They are literal demons.

And yet, there's one race that even these pale demons fear. The BLACK Race. That's how fucking badass Black Men are. The only thing standing between white supremacists genociding all leftists and non-whites on the planet is 20 inches of pure BLACK muscle ready to lay the law down on any cracker who gets outta line.

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King, we gotta talk. (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-05 18:59 ID:s+0RaJPr [Del]

I see you there. Staring at your screen, bored, thinking about cooming to some mediocre porn yet again. Really I can't stop you from doing it, but please tell me, why do it? What do you gain from wasting your time with jacking off everyday besides that 5 second hit of dopamine? Is it really so strong that you gotta go at it again and again like clockwork? Do you have absolutely nothing better to do? Can you not keep your hands out of your pants for even a single day? You're falling right into their trap king. I thought you were better than this. Hurts to see you like this man.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-09 03:27 ID:4zIwEGbJ [Del]

Ask the ciggy lovers why they suck the cancer sticks. I dunno man, things are tough. Been off the stuff for some time now, but you know the panging of addiction, coming, knocking at your door. It's crazy, it's fucked.

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The Freenote chaos (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-06 14:29 ID:EZvZS8cD [Del]

When i was in a park i sit down and making some flipnotes, my friends and they admins enjoyed the hatena server.
But then one user named: *Knuckles* made shitty yiffs in our server.
He is being dumb and a retard we need to defeat it. We desided to spam the server even Tyler the Owner allow us to spam it. The server was closed for some hours to clean and delete the shitty RP. I sit down and the mini-flipnote got removed due to abuse. I was on the shower and trink my caffe and sit down and watch TV.

(The Story never was real sorry)

2 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-09 03:25 ID:hw6kmGgQ [Del]

Flipnote was my life back in the day. I used to go on it until some mouthbreathing idiot stole my DS and drew hairy dicks on my account. Never again. It's like when that homeless guy stole my phone and took pictures of his balls with it. I nearly spit out my drink when I got my phone back and realized the guy had texted that ball pic to my business partners in Aruba. Those people are very important because they watch over my assets in the tax haven.

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ding dong the witch is dead (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2021-02-02 18:55 ID:0RU6Ygu3 [Del]

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retards (2)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-07 05:07 ID:MGF3fxGy [Del]

retarded idiots

2 Name: Anonymous : 2020-12-13 04:26 ID:nMcoCeoL [Del]

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MARRIED WITH CHILDREN LOST EPISODE: AL BUNDY GOES LIBRAL (1)

1 Name: THE -3CHAN CREEPYPAST WRITOER : 2020-11-25 18:31 ID:7CtjcEqj [Del]

Married with Children is a show that I am a fan of I like to watch the the Al Bundy's Best Insults YouTube video created by the YouTube User Tributevideo on YouTube dot Com here is a link to that epic video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk
anyways the show lasted for 19 seasons and had a billion fans all over the world because it told the truth about how much women suck and how dumb zoomers are, it was the golden age of story telling. if you ask me. But sadly librals hated it and cancelled it early into its run. the creator of the show in an interview said that the show was not popular with librals and said that Clinton hated him here's a video of that interview on youtube dot com: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxkF7qmXf0A anyways the creator also said that they had a new episode of Married with Children but had to change things a little bit. OH BOY I NEW MARRIED WITH CHILDREN EPSODE I NEED TO FIND THAT. so I spent the whole night harrasing Charlie Collier Preisdent of the Fox Entertainment divison until he desided to give me what I wanted finally the lost episodes of the married with children episode is finally in my hands i pulled out the dvd and put it in the dvd player it . the menu showed al bundy in front of an explosin giving the middle finger crossing his arms it was epic stuff, but then i read the title it said Married with children: Episode new: Al Bundy Goes Libral!!! i looked at the words again i thought to myself this has to be a joke the dvd had only one episode witch was one more then i have seen so i decided to play it... i had no idea what was about to happen. as soon as the epsiode started i saw al bundy watching tv and then he said "you know what i want to eat a kale sandwich" WTF WHAT THE FUCVK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AL BUNDY DOESNT EAT KALE SANDWICHIS THATS NOT SOMETHING AL BUNDY DOES HE IS A REAL MAN AND DOESN'T EAT KALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE. i thought that this would lead to a joke but out came the bundy wife and she said "here you go al i hope you enjoy it" and al said "thanks honey you know i always respected and loved you because we are husband and wife" OMG OMG OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY IS AL BUNDY RESPECTING HIS WIFE HIS WIFE IS EVIL AL BUNDY SHOULD GIVE HIS WIFE 10 ROUND HOUSE KICKS. TO THE FACE LIKE MUH LAZARS. but then it got worse. al bundy looked into the camra and said "alright listen dumbass if you really relate to this show you're a fucking moron this is legit making fun of people like you nobody thinks al bundy is some genius the whole point is that people think he's dumb the whole thing is ironic the fact you actually think this show is meaningful to you just show that you are a literal retard who will lap up anything hollywood gives to you even the fucking beard crumbs of a admittedly funny sitcom from the 80s-90s but really my guy face it you got played and you will always get played and i would later go on modern family and i don't give a fuck about any of the bullshit they play on that show because i'm and actor i act i don't give a fuck about your gay boomer movement kiddo...wife of the bundy you forgot my soymilk." and then he drank the SOY MILK!!! i got so angry i grabed the disc and broke it into a bunch of pieces put different pieces on four hoarse and scattered them in 4 different directions. Nobody should know the horror's of seeing Al Bundy drinking soy milk and they never will.

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DYE PARTIES (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-20 23:17 ID:MXLcyYfu [Del]

This was a clipping from a recent issue of a student newspaper based in the Atlanta area:

"It is unknown how, or why for that matter, but recently many local teens have been breaking into swimming pools and attempting sex acts between each-other, and reportedly bringing Halloween monster costumes along with them. Due to the nature of such acts, none of this has been recorded, but there have been eye witness accounts from many teens who say they've gone to these "DyE" [sic] parties. Little is known about these parties, but they are always done at night in public, indoor pools, and always have a strange ambient music playing in them."

Recently I went to one of these parties, friends knew someone who had the location of one nearby. Had been interested in them ever since I read that bit in my college's newspaper. Dumb shit happens with the people in this school, but most of the time it's not only dumb but boring. This one seemed a bit more interesting though (that, or I was just feeling a bit more retarded than normal). Either way, I decided it would be something I could do with my Friday evening since there really wasn't any good shit to do.

That evening, my friend came over with two monster costumes and his swim trunks, and bearing a bizarre smile, as if he was gonna tell me something funny but fucked up. He told me that we were gonna head to the party at 10 and that I would need to bring one of the costumes. I said sure and then asked him some stuff about the parties. Basically the rundown he told me was that they were basically surreal swim party orgies filled with shoegaze-type ambient music. I thought it was kinda funny but replied that I'd be fine with that.
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Fresh Prince Lost Horrorcore album (Creepypasta) (2)

1 Name: First Time Poster : 2020-11-16 15:20 ID:Ju0/URp4 [Del]

In 1993 due to the rise of gangster rap the fresh prince was trying to make a more hardcore album at least more hardcore compared to what he usually made that album was called code red it wasn’t a terrible album but it wasn’t great either but did you guys know that there was an even more darker version of this album that will Smith never wanted the world to know about I found the album while I was on Kanyetothe debating with people that bishop Lamont could still drop a classic album if every New York Rapper ended up dying tomorrow just then I got a dm from my friend on the site Kevin he said that he just heard this unreleased Will Smith CD and he said “this shit made his dick hard” he later started to convince me to join his band but I really wasn’t interested in doing that
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I later clicked on that file containing the fresh prince album and when it got done downloading it wasn’t called the fresh prince and jazzy Jeff it was called the Fresh wicked Pastor satanic Pagan Occultist and Lucifer and the album wasn’t code red it was called Blood is red it was really confusing as I don’t really understand why Will Smith would change his name without at least mentioning it in A Interview somewhere anyways the first track was called I love the devil and it talks about how he likes killing people track 2 was called Man Rape which was kind of gay track 3 was called I’m gonna be in a movie about a Cowboy in the late 90s (Cowboy Song) I don’t really understand what he was talking about in this song the 4th song was called Spooky Song and that was sacred me so much I had to turn it off I don’t know why he made this I turned it on and played the fifth track called I fucked aunt vive and made that bitch schizophrenic now I have to get a new one this explains a lot as Will’s dick seems to make people go crazy look at Jada she was just a normal sitcom star who dated TuPac then when she’s married to will with two kids she decides to start a Metal band which is usually seen as a sign of mental illness in any self respecting black community

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2 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-17 20:12 ID:VXbM4HfX [Del]

AHAHHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE ENTIRE BOARD

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test (2)

1 Name: senta2401 Admin : 2020-11-11 06:22 ID:nJsktGGv [Del]

test

2 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-12 16:18 ID:hXhVDpum [Del]

test2

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The Unveiling of HL3 (2)

1 Name: Gabe Newell : 2020-11-02 01:55 ID:n41WnRIT [Del]

There I was on stage, light glimmering off my chadly beard. Legions of fans awaited the fateful announcement of the long-awaited Half-Life 3. I stepped forward and grasped the microphone with fervor and spoke: "Ladies and Gentlemen... The sequel to the universally lauded Half-Life 2...IS THIS E3!" The crowd appeared puzzled, but had very little time to register what I had just said as I pulled out a crowbar and the very same MP5 we modeled the HL1 machine gun off of and opened fire, killing dozens of people in roughly 9 seconds. Screams filled the event as the crowd attempted to scatter, clumsily tripping over itself like one big mass. One of my bullets had hit the leg of a woman who appeared to be in her mid-30s, just the way I like it. I jumped from the stage and swaggered towards her, noticing she was pregnant upon taking a closer look. Much like Half-Life protagonist Gordon Freeman, I said nothing as I swung down my crowbar, digging into her belly until I reached and mauled her unborn child. I then swaggered away, leaving her to slowly bleed out while screaming in absolute horror at the maternal disaster that lay before her. Now comes the fun part: Hide and Seek. I spent roughly the next 3 hours parading E3, shooting every gamer in sight. No one was able to escape as I had paid the E3 organizer to lock the doors once the Valve showing had begun. Indeed, every gamer still present had walked into a death trap. Finally, I exited the convention through a secret door and watched the aftermath through the security cameras. Roughly 100 terrified survivors had banded together in an attempt to escape, under the impression I was still in the venue. With their combined efforts, they were able to brute force open fire escape...only to activate the tripwire I had placed right outside. The last 100 gamers were near-instantly killed by the ensuing explosion as I grinned at the carnage. This is what happens when you ask me for Half-Life 3.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2020-11-02 22:38 ID:x+Y1Hl6h [Del]

Ahahahahahaha THE LONG AWAITED 3RD INSTALLMENT CAME... but not in the way they expected...

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